{"id":19375,"date":"2017-11-13T10:00:45","date_gmt":"2017-11-13T09:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/miradordeatarfe.es\/?p=19375"},"modified":"2017-11-13T10:13:40","modified_gmt":"2017-11-13T09:13:40","slug":"dios-admite-en-el-cielo-al-primer-pecador","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miradordeatarfe.es\/?p=19375","title":{"rendered":"Dios admite en el Cielo al primer pecador"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"td-pb-row\">\n<div class=\"td-pb-span12\">\n<div class=\"td-post-header\">\n<header class=\"td-post-title\">\n<p class=\"td-post-sub-title\">SE HA REUNIDO CON LA GLORIA DE SU MADRE TRAS DESPEDIRSE DE LUCAS<\/p>\n<\/header>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div class=\"td-pb-row\">\n<div class=\"td-pb-span8 td-main-content\" role=\"main\">\n<div class=\"td-ss-main-content\">\n<div class=\"clearfix\">\u00a0Por primera vez en la Historia de la Creaci\u00f3n, Dios ha permitido esta madrugada que un pecador de la pradera se reuniera en el Cielo con la gloria de su madre. Se trata de un hecho \u00fanico, excepcional e irrepetible \u201ccomo este fistro de hombre malo\u201d que podr\u00e1 relajarse f\u00edsica y moralmente para toda la eternidad tras haberse movido m\u00e1s que los precios desde que naci\u00f3 en 1932 despu\u00e9s de los dolores.<\/p>\n<div class=\"td-pb-span10\">\n<p>Al morirse \u201cporque la cal\u00f3 apretaba\u201d, y habi\u00e9ndose despedido ya de Lucas con un \u201cHasta luego\u201d, ese fistro pecador ha irrumpido en el lugar reservado para las almas m\u00e1s puras a gritos de \u201c\u00a1Al ataquer!\u201d, chasqueando los dedos y repitiendo \u201cNo puedor, no puedor\u201d, consciente de ser el primer pecador cobarde que acced\u00eda a un lugar vetado para los hombres malos que hicieron en vida guarreridas espa\u00f1olas.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEstoy m\u00e1s perdido que el carro de Manolo Escobar\u201d, reconoc\u00eda en los primeros momentos de incredulidad y tras mostrarle a San Pedro la etiqueta de An\u00eds del Mono.<\/p>\n<p>Con la incorporaci\u00f3n inaudita en el Cielo de ese diodeno de persona humana, el Todopoderoso admite que deja en el mundo terrenal un amatoma muy grande.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"td-post-content\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SE HA REUNIDO CON LA GLORIA DE SU MADRE TRAS DESPEDIRSE DE LUCAS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19376,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[186,9,44,15],"tags":[4342,4343],"class_list":["post-19375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-instituciones","category-medio-ambiente","category-noticias-de-hoy","category-ultimas-noticias","tag-chiquito-de-la-calzada","tag-cielo"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/miradordeatarfe.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/chiquito.png?fit=1280%2C720&ssl=1","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/miradordeatarfe.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/miradordeatarfe.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/miradordeatarfe.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miradordeatarfe.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miradordeatarfe.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19375"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/miradordeatarfe.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19377,"href":"https:\/\/miradordeatarfe.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19375\/revisions\/19377"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miradordeatarfe.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/miradordeatarfe.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miradordeatarfe.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miradordeatarfe.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}